So...I've been extremely busy these past few days photographing all my gorgeous garments. I've also had the joy of working with models who are visions of perfection with their 22" waists and 30" hips. Not for these women a bad hair day - nope, everyday their hair looked as though they'd just come out of Nicky Clarke's salon. And all of them seemed to tower a good head and shoulders above me!
However, they were distinctly lacking in the conversation department. A cheery 'good morning' would be met with a blank expression. I told some of my favourite jokes to break the ice, but was met with the same sea of blank faces. I went out to buy some cakes to go with the coffee - and had to eat them all myself. It seems models don't eat - ever!
Hmmm...wonder if there's any difference between the store mannequins I was working with and their human equivalent 
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My wife doesn't look like that lot, but she has two university degrees and earns over twice as much as I ever managed to at my best...
I can see why you were not impressed by these vacant bints, who needs them? Smug tarts, from the sound of it! Once they get a wrinkle or two they won't be so smug, as they have no way to earn a crust, except the obvious...